Ok, maybe STARTING is bad phrasing, since I deleted my accounts on Twitter, Tagged and Facebook. I don't have many friends on there and I have little to say, so I ended up just getting all those "How long would you last against Tom cruise, Chuck Norris or Jesus Christ?" and constant invites to a be a Mafia boss/stooge to someone else and ads for fake penis enlargement pills, which is perfect since I keep my fake penis in a box under my bed.
Oh, and my thoughts on Michael Jackson...
Someone, please tell Elton John, "NO!"